the-adonis-pluto:

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

“He needed a name and I gave him one. It’s not funny.”

notamailman:

oxpolemosxmainetai:

notamailman:

filiusxinxvenustus / oxpolemosxmainetai

Isaac would totally fangirl over Ares

He’d probably care less about a platypus tbh

Doesn’t matter Isaac will admire everything he does even from the distance

The worst Isaac has to do to get his attention is start a full scale war

notamailman:

filiusxinxvenustus / oxpolemosxmainetai

Isaac would totally fangirl over Ares

He’d probably care less about a platypus tbh

filiusxinxvenustus:

Alex and Ares as we watch the events of Gabe and Loki play out

Alex

Ares

; anonymously send me a six word story describing my muse.

warlikelady:

      —— ”I am standing in the exact same fashion you are.”

       "I am standing this way so that I can explain to you why not to. If you are hit with a blow from the left all of your body weight is going to move to your right heel, pushing you back and setting you on your ass with a blade in your gut.“

jonesannalynnejones:

“I’m fast enough. Am I just supposed to out-run them until they get tired? Or are we talking fast enough to dodge their blows?”

“You never run from a battle. You stay and you fight. Dodge their hits and strike while they’re distracted.”

oxpolemosxmainetai:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ Daddy Ares✧ﾟ・:*ﾉ(◕ヮ◕ﾉ)

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ Daddy Ares✧ﾟ・:*ﾉ(◕ヮ◕ﾉ)

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ Daddy Ares✧ﾟ・:*ﾉ(◕ヮ◕ﾉ)

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ Daddy Ares✧ﾟ・:*ﾉ(◕ヮ◕ﾉ)

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ Daddy Ares✧ﾟ・:*ﾉ(◕ヮ◕ﾉ)

Send my muse “You’re so in love with _____, it’s obvious” for their reaction.