“I am not violent. I am not malicious. I am a result.”

Death, The Book Thief (via firemxtt)

cyborgnebula:

“‘Cause Robert Downey Jr. makes $100,000,000 per movie we can’t afford to have him anymore” (x)

pieandhotdogs:

elderleaves:

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

“IT’S ‘FUCK, MARRY, OR KILL!’ ‘OR!’ NOT ‘AND!’ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

— Hades at some point probably

I laughed way too hard at this.

#formative as fuck #you know those moments in fiction that alter something inside of you forever on a primal level? #this was one of those for me

“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.”

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

ask-koki-kariya:

yougotvexed:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

you rang?

Dragons are cool.

wintersbrokensoldier:

So this is something I’ve wanted to do for a while and now I am. And it’s very simple. For your chance to be my Blog of the Month follow these rules and you can feature on my page and have a banner made for you.

DA RULES

• MBF me. (I will check)
• Must be a RP blog
• 1 reblog per person. Likes do not count and I will not count multiple reblogs
• Those who have not complied with the rules will be disqualified from any future BOTM promotions.
• Winner will be chosen through a random number generator
• Do not follow then unfollow if you don’t get BOTM das is just rude
• Ends in 1 week. 26th July at GMT+ 19.00

; send me a six word story describing my muse.

notamailman:

oxpolemosxmainetai

WTF YOU START WARS JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT

Damn right I do. And that’s what I’m fighting for.

littleannoyance:

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       ｙｏｕ        ｂｅｔｔｅｒ       ｋｎｏｗ          ｗｈａｔ

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